I'm a Nut

Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom…

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I’m a nut, I’m a nut

My live don’t ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop

The head on my shoulders is sorta loose

And I ain’t got the sense God gave a goose

Lord, I ain’t crazy, but …I’m a nut

Is is wetter under water, if you’re there when it rains?

Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?

Between myself and I, I wonder who’s the dumber

Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?

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I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust

Wheelin’, dealin’, left ol’ Vegas on a Greyhound bus

I shouldn’t have set the woods on fire while I was there

But remember only forest fires prevent bears

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The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight

If it took a dime to go ’round the world

I couldn’t get out of sight

I don’t mind to take the girls out

If they don’t mind to go Dutch

Makes me feel like a million dollars

And I bet I ain’t worth half that much

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Oh, crazy man! I’m a nut!

Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy

I’m crazy, I’m a nut!